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		<title>Perez Hilton attack: Hollywood laughs at blogger after will.i.am fracas</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perez Hilton attack: Hollywood laughs at blogger after will.i.am fracas
By Chris Parry
Vancouver Sun
June 23, 2009
Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton has been often criticized for being a leech on the Hollywood system. Famous for little more than scrawling insults on pictures of famous people on his blog, the gossip-hound emerged from seemingly out of nowhere in 2006 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=arcticchicken.wordpress.com&blog=2366126&post=316&subd=arcticchicken&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><blockquote><p>Perez Hilton attack: Hollywood laughs at blogger after will.i.am fracas<br />
By Chris Parry<br />
Vancouver Sun<br />
June 23, 2009</p>
<p>Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton has been often criticized for being a leech on the Hollywood system. Famous for little more than scrawling insults on pictures of famous people on his blog, the gossip-hound emerged from seemingly out of nowhere in 2006 to quickly dominate the salacious side of entertainment journalism with his no-holds-barred attacks on the A-list.</p>
<p>Now, it seems, the A-list is getting their own back, as the controversy surrounding Toronto&#8217;s Much Music Awards, where Hilton was punched in the face after yelling anti-gay slurs and abuse at Black Eyed Peas singer will.i.am, has lit up Twitter as celebrities pile on.</p>
<p>Malcolm in the Middle&#8217;s Frankie Muniz jumped into the fray, posting &#8220;Perez Hilton, how do you call a man a f&#8212;-t right in his face and not expect to get hit?&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Perez+Hilton+attack+Hollywood+laughs+blogger+after+will+fracas/1725464/story.html">Full Article</a></p>
<p>That&#8217;s karma for ya! HA! HA! . A failed actor, this is what Perez gets for being mean to Carrie Prejean. Perez insighted this after he called will.i.am a &#8220;faggot&#8221;. This is coming from a gay man, after he called Prejean a &#8220;bitch&#8221; and &#8220;cunt&#8221;. What a moron! He was asking for it. I am not a fan of Black Eye Peas, but I will consider their music now. He Twittered after he was punched. What a moron!</p>
<p>Here is a photo of him after he was punched.</p>
<p><img class="size-full wp-image-317 alignnone" title="Perez Hilton Punched" src="http://arcticchicken.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/perezhiltonpunched01.jpg?w=304&#038;h=420" alt="Perez Hilton Punched" width="304" height="420" /></p>
<p>Doesn&#8217;t look like he is badly injured.</p>
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		<title>Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:58am EDT
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KABUL, March 26 (Reuters) &#8211; A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><blockquote><p>Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants<br />
Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:58am EDT<br />
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<p>KABUL, March 26 (Reuters) &#8211; A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.</p>
<p>&#8220;The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded,&#8221; a statement from the ministry said.</p>
<p>Taliban-led attacks in Afghanistan have escalated in the past year with suicide and roadside bombings insurgents&#8217; weapons of choice.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUSISL330182">Full Article</a></p>
<p>HA! HA! Seven less terrorist scum. Seven down more to go!</p>
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		<title>Father Allegedly Shoots Wife, Kidnaps Son, Then Gets Hit by Bus</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Father Allegedly Shoots Wife, Kidnaps Son, Then Gets Hit by Bus
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SANTA ANA, Calif. —  A desperate five-day search for a 9-year-old boy abducted by his father in Southern California ended in Mexico, where the man died after being hit by a bus and the boy was found safe [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=arcticchicken.wordpress.com&blog=2366126&post=53&subd=arcticchicken&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><blockquote><p>Father Allegedly Shoots Wife, Kidnaps Son, Then Gets Hit by Bus<br />
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<p>SANTA ANA, Calif. —  A desperate five-day search for a 9-year-old boy abducted by his father in Southern California ended in Mexico, where the man died after being hit by a bus and the boy was found safe across town, authorities said Monday.</p>
<p>Ryan Ramos was found alone Sunday in a Mormon church building in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, and arrived in Orange County early Monday, where he was reunited with his family, sheriff&#8217;s spokesman Jim Amormino said.</p>
<p>He had been missing since Wednesday, when his father, Lonnie Ramos, 46, allegedly shot his estranged wife during a custody exchange and took off with their child.</p></blockquote>
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<p>Lonnie Ramos, come on down! You have won the Darwin Award! Congratulations! This should happen to all criminals. </p>
<p>At least his family are alive and hopefully they will recover. Prayers to them.</p>
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